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yardsard:

three hundred
five thousand
five hundred
and four notes

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

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parasailin-sarahpalin:

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that’s not what your mother named you

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sluttyoliveoil:

when people in real life laugh at my jokes
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put some numbers in my ask

1: let's have sex
0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

loppett:

i don’t trust people who are super into “proper grammar” and “correct punctuation” because what lies just beyond that smug superiority is some sinister classism that gets acutely racist in a red hot minute, so for similar reasons I’m instantly wary of anyone who takes great pride in their love of “logic” and “intellect” 

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realitytvgifs:

the only advice you need in life

communistbakery:

thirstiestfollower:

communistbakery:

gummy vitamins are the best invention in the world

aren’t you 16

you sound like someone who doesn’t have any gummy vitamins

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gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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bewbin:

bewbin:

where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!

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first of all how dare 

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g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

a-joshifer-shipper:

mockingjace:

ennobaria:

Jennifer about the fans

#her bodyguard tho

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"You all need jesus."

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